husband wife jokes

Wife (watching stars in the sky):" tell me what the thing is that you see daily
but can not break it.. ??
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 Husband:" no i will not say .
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 Wife(giving smile): pls tell me na sweetheart .
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 Husband:  Your mouth :P ;)

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Ask for whole girl not only hand

Ask for whole girl not only hand from father of girl
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a hand is asked even by gabbar singh (sholey) :P

Wife putting off cloths in mid night

Wife putting off cloths in mid night
and looking at his husband in romantic pose
 and said:- do u know na what to do next?????????? <3 :-*

husband angirily said:- you kamini, teri maa ki, i am not going to wash your cloths at this mid night :-P ;)



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things before marriage and things after marriage

Before marriage a boy's room can be seen with
deo, perfumes
laptops
sony xperia
cards
love letters


but things changed after marriage:
now after marriage, a boy's room can be seen with

loan papers
unpaid list of different bills
pain killers
nokia 1202          :-O ;) :P


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you are very lucky today

A cycle rider hit one man
 and said:- you are very lucky today

Man- but how?????????????
Cycle rider - today its my holiday else i drive truck daily :-O ;) :P


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boyfriend girlfriend funny sms, bf gf funny sms

Boy and girl were chanting on facebook

gf:- “you never smile naa??”
boy:-“how can you say this sweetheart??”
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gf:-“i have never seen your smiling pics"
bf:-“okey then …do you bath daily??”

gf:-“yes ofcorse..but you are you asking??”
bf:-“no you don't, i have never seen any of your pics taking bath…. ;) :P

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after hair cutting in saloon

Most an awkward momnt for boys
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when we get hair cut from a hair cutting saloon
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and return back to house
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and mom shouted at you:- "where is your hair cut, you just wasted my money, go back and get it cut properly.

all our mood goes off :( :( :(


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